You Swine!

Mmm.
Lovely.
Pancake Parlour?

Hey, it's 2009 and ... I've ALREADY Googled the spelling of a word and i'm only five lines in!)

So, five months into the Year of the Ox, oh yes, oh nine!
Should be the year of the Pig, right?
Annnnyway.

C U Next Tuesday, you erstwhile friend, you

TBC