Tuesday, May 5, 2009

You Swine!

Mmm.
Lovely.
Pancake Parlour?

Hey, it's 2009 and ... I've ALREADY Googled the spelling of a word and i'm only five lines in!)

So, five months into the Year of the Ox, oh yes, oh nine!
Should be the year of the Pig, right?
Annnnyway.

C U Next Tuesday, you erstwhile friend, you

TBC

Thursday, December 18, 2008

You didn't answer my question


Did you get me a ticket?


Sunday, December 14, 2008

Miss you less, see you more...



Love to know you better.

(Faithless says it best. I'm chanting day and night, chanting in the hope that they will come do an Aussie tour.)
Who the fuck are you and what have you done with my cunt, cunt?
Um, is the news about Jen Cloher or Judith Wright? It's one of them, right?
Send me a photo of yourself. I've forgotten what you look like.
I'm leaving for NZ on Tuesday morning.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

It's time ...

Do you know what I mean?

This is Water



Today, a quote:

There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, "Morning, boys, how's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, "What the hell is water?"

(Waffle waffle waffle - good waffle, but lot's of it. And a bit heavy)

In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an outstanding reason for choosing some sort of god or spiritual-type thing to worship - be it JC or Allah, be it Yahweh or the Wiccan mother-goddess or the Four Noble Truths or some intangible set of ethical principles - is that pretty much anything else you worship will eat you alive. If you worship money and things - if they are where you tap real meaning in life - then you will never have enough. Never feel you have enough. It's the truth. Worship your own body and beauty and sexual allure and you will always feel ugly, and when time and age start showing, you will die a million deaths before they finally plant you. On one level, we all know this stuff already - it's been codified as myths, proverbs, cliches, bromides, epigrams, parables: the skeleton of every great story. The trick is keeping the truth up front in daily consciousness. Worship power - you will feel weak and afraid, and you will need ever more power over others to keep the fear at bay. Worship your intellect, being seen as smart - you will end up feeling stupid, a fraud, always on the verge of being found out.

(More waffle)

The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad petty little unsexy ways, every day. That is real freedom. The alternative is unconsciousness, the default setting, the "rat race" - the constant gnawing sense of having had and lost some infinite thing.

(Waffle again)

It is about simple awareness - awareness of what is so real and essential, so hidden in plain sight all around us, that we have to keep reminding ourselves, over and over: "This is water, this is water."

So, when Brig bangs on about how life is 'all about choices' and we roll our eyes, maybe she has a point. (But she's just kinda bastardised it with her corporate speak)

I really want a tattoo.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Escaping for Dummies


It's a luscious mix of words and tricks
That let us bet when you know we should fold
On rocks i dreamt of where we'd stepped
And the whole mess of roads we're now on


If you're wondering how to leave my place without making any excuses or if you simply don't like goodbyes, you have two options:


1) Pass the Dutchie any which way you like. (x at least 2) Wait for the floor to come up and greet everyone. Laugh maniacally and say, 'My work here is done'.

Or if you'd like something a little less aggressive, yet equally effective;

2) Play Don't Panic by Coldplay and Caring is Creepy by The Shins. And watch as your magic is woven.

We live in a beautiful world
Yeah we do
Yeah we do

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Bugs, bugs everywhere ...

People bugs
Travel bugs
Fun bugs
Ideas bugs

They itch.

Remember this?

A maiden never bold:
Of spirit so still and quiet,
that her motion
Blush'd at itself.


Jiofdhn jifnh hoikek oohjenl, jowhioekm herhon ppkwej

If my conscious mind were to pick the subconscious to bits, I would note undertones of wanting the masculine in my life as seen in ‘Jiofdhn’, - If you look closely you will see the name John in there. Upon further inspection I would see that I’m hankering for some Asian-inspired food, hence ‘hoikek’ which is very similar to Hokkien noodles. I would see that the pressures of career are settling in more than usual ‘jowhioerkm’ – a convoluted mix of my name, Jo, and the word ‘work’. And the yearning for some kind of release from it all, as seen in ‘herhon’ a close resemblance to the word ‘heroin’.

I suppose that incoherent, nonsensical jumble of non-words makes more sense that I could ever try to make.

The earth has spun away from the sun
And the night has come to claim me
Away from the couch I will come
And really, who could blame me?